We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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