You smell like a Billy Joel song
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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