im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize