ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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