Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
