singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You are a genius and a whore.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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