if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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