How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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