But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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