If that was your dad, he is hot
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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