Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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