We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
