And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize