I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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