David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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