Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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