I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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