clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize