My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
