The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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