Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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