): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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