he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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