Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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