There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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