we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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