should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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