she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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