i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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