i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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