Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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