I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
