i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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