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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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