i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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