called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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