Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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