Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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