You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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