All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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