i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
