I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
