Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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