Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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