Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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