I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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