If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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