Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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