Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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