i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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