2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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