You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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