i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
