You work out of a Hotel?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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