So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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