strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I came so hard my ears popped.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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